![]() In addition to being what I call my combination gym-slash-hot tub, Shapers' Sanctuary rewards you with a card every time one of your creatures is targeted by an opponent.Our commander for the evening will be Kynaios and Tiro of Meletis, whose end-step trigger will ramp you and keep your opponents juiced up with crispy removal spells. Vindicate targeting your Suleiman's Legacy? You've won. Murder targeting your commander? Awesome. Disenchant pointed at your Sol Ring? Perfect. Your deck's goal is simple: You want everything coming your way. Make no mistake, pulling off the Dick job will be harder than anything you've had to do before, and you're the most important member of the heist: the diversion. To avoid confusion, I will now refer to our target by the pseudonym "Dick Wolf." They just happen to have the same name, and I am categorically not asserting that Mark Zuckerberg, the chief executive officer of Facebook, is a psychopath and robot overlord. It's now in the hands of a notorious psychopath and robot overlord named Mark Zuckerberg, who my lawyers stress I mention is a separate individual from the one you're thinking of. A Crime of PassionĪs the team was unable to crack the safe, Her Majesty's Gigantic Bounty was traded among tens of locksmiths, private collectors, and perverts who didn't know that it was a safe. It was the perfect crime to this day, nobody in the British government is even aware it happened. ![]() ![]() They hacked through three layers of door locks, avoided 15 separate laser traps, and then crashed into GOGGS with a bulldozer, which obliterated the west wing of the building, ripped off the top of the sealed underground vault, and secured their escape route. What I'm about to propose to you is both highly lucrative and highly dangerous if that doesn't seem like your particular brand of Hot Soup, help yourself to as much food as you like, and have a safe journey, no hard feelings.įorty-five years ago, a group of thieves broke into GOGGS with intent to crack Her Majesty's Gigantic Bounty, a safe containing untold riches in precious metal. It's finally lead you back to me, Maximilian Crimeboy, the veritable God of crime, and now that you've joined the rest of the team at my beautiful Chateau Écureuil, we can begin. connections, shall we say, in the criminal underworld have lead you to the illicit gambling tables, drug deals gone awry, and here's-the-church-here's-the-steeple-put-on-a-mask-and-stab-poor-people parties of the upper class. Kynaios and Tiro of Meletis by Will Murai ![]()
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